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| Where The Merfalo Roam |
Seattle, WA is not known for its heavy metal and by Seattle, WA, really we're talking about the entire Pacific Northwest, save Vancouver, BC proper.
Now, as I've never visited there, it's totally acceptable for me to now make wild accusations about this area of the world. Clearly it's raining there right now.
Beyond just the rain and the damp, it must be assumed that they have a large mold problem up there too right?
There's also a lot of coffee.
I can't help but think....wouldn't all the rain, mist, and caffeine create something more than just grunge? It really seems like there should be a huge speed metal scene up there, just because...how do you play slowly when you're drinking coffee all day and night?
I mean, do they even have tea?
