It's time to check your personal privilege. You'll never once hear me talk about how it's so hard for me in this world. My family has achieved the American Dream...well the Glacially Musical dream.
We have a two living room lifestyle that allows me to listen to records at loud volumes while my family is safely downstairs ensconced in the warm, iridescent glow of the plasma television.
As the colors emerge from the screen...my daughter is comforted by smallish horses living in a town that's always fair and ruled by a congress of princesses who've never been corrupted by the sheer power granted to absolute monarchs.
Skulk, The Hulking isn't as luck as myself or Rainbow Dash.
He's an oppressed ogre living somewhere in the world and he drinks beer to deal with said ogre oppression.
