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| Psychostick |
Some days I get that little old me is doing this kind of thing.
Especially for interviews...but really what do you care?
This is kind of an introduction to a band, Psychostick.
They put out and album last year and I didn't get the chance to review it when it was new. They've just played a show in my hometown of St. Louis, and I'm curious about some things if I'm being totally honest.
Pschostick: Oh we're angry. We're so angry we're laughing. You know, like Dr. Evil and various over villains.
GM: So, this beard song...what if you're a guy, like myself, who frankly cannot grow anything more than a George W Patchy Beard...am I exempt from these beard laws?
PS: Very painful surgery is your only option. Have a beard installed on your face to improve your situation. Or, buy a face wig. That could work too.
GM: Tell me about your shows. Why should people come out?
PS: Our shows are the aural equivalent of MOLTEN LAVA SPEWING IN YOUR FACE. That's why you should come out. Metaphorical liquid rock will vastly improve your mood/skin tone.
GM: What would you say to people who think humorous tunes aren't musically valid?
PS: I say to them, "GOOD DAY SIR." Then I shank 'em in the liver.
GM: What do you do while you're tour to stay sane?
GM: What do you do while you're tour to stay sane?
PS: Video games and tranquilizer darts for drunken weirdos keep us sane. The darts shoot out at 600 PSI, so they not only incapacitate them, they also will take a leg CLEAN OFF of their body.
GM: How are you guys motoring across the country?
GM: How are you guys motoring across the country?
PS: Our teleporter accidentally created a tear in space/time reality, so now we just use a van and trailer. Almost as effective.
GM: Here's your chance to really let us all have it. What do we need to know about Psychostick?
GM: Here's your chance to really let us all have it. What do we need to know about Psychostick?
PS: We smell REALLY good, eat tons of food, like to put out silly things on these internet web-holes:
AND, on top of those things, we're a band that dabbles in comedic music. Oh, and the rumors ARE true - all four of us are dating Olivia Wilde.
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